Archive for July, 2011

The indian demo-crazzy

Posted: July 31, 2011 in Politics, Sarcasm
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Ok ok the title is a stolen one.

But don’t you think it was apt ? So i thought why put stress on my little mind

Anyways, this is something i always wanted to express and finally i am doing it thanks to WordPress (oh yes i rhyme too)

In my childhood i always heard my parents saying India is a country filled of scams and corruption, that time things like the famous fodder scam, or the famous Harshad Mehta stock exchange scam were really talked about. So i always thought when I’ll grow up I’ll do something big… something which will be known forever and I’ll be part of a country which is far more advanced than the one i am living in (no pun intended, I wanted India to develop)

And see, my dream came true… today we do scams on international level, today we have black money all over the Swiss banks and we have corrupted the biggest international event that happened recently (cwg of course)… so all in all, we did advance.

And the best thing about all this is that when i am trying to be sarcastic, our government is actually proud of it.

For instance , our very famous spokesperson’s take on recent Mumbai bomb blasts was “we have successfully overcome them 100s of times, failing 1 or 2 times is normal” and while we are still fighting for the lokpal bill and the other anti-corruption movements , our national issue right now is hina rabbani being extra beautiful.

Once i read in a newspaper that someone threw a shoe on a respected indian leader.

That obviously wasn’t right… but does our govt needs to be tackled with such measures… or is this the only way to dump our anger abt these situations… i mean can’t the government do anything about this…

Here are a few solutions i thought

As dr. MMS very well knows his image in the country (i know he has a secret fb profile he uses to keep a watch on updates related to him)… he must make a blog requesting people to comment on his situation.. Also he must not forget to mark spam the comments using the obvious words (ma, bahan, dk bose, chor, naukar, idiot, asshole, crap, screw, and obviously the indian gaalis)

Digvijay singh should undergo a vocal cord surgery and should get them removed, or he can simply drink HCl… most of the problems will be solved

Soniya gandhi should let mms decide what hours he’ll speak on his own (like 9 to 10 pm everyday)… This way some sensible decisions might be taken.

Suresh kalmadi, well he’s going good… just keep forgetting… who knows when u might forget to breathe .

A raja should aim big, i mean only after his scam we got 3G in our country… a 3G scam might get us something even better.

Raj thackrey… dude, do something… people are forgetting you, you still have many north indians to curse… why don’t you start off with MS dhoni this time!!

And Chelsea should dismiss their club (you know I had to say that anyways)

If all these solutions were not good enough, u guys can always try going the left way (pun highly intended)

After all these people, it would be my bad if i don’t mention, the two fame-crazy people, baba ramdev and rakhi sawant… for them i have to say this in a very female style..  “awww…   go get a room you two ❤ ”

Politics in india is like baba ramdev’s left eye… it exists but its pretty useless… but you can’t just sit back and curse them… i mean , i can (i am blogger, we all know i am jobless) but you can’t… in rdb style, ias bano, ips bano, politics ko badlo…

While reading this some of you might smile and some might say what a waste of time (actually many would say that) but my soul motive behind writing this was to express this one thing that none of us is satisfied with the way democracy in india is being used and the way we are being led.

So wake up, have a cup of coffee (i hear its beneficial) and then go for it… at least  cast your vote… after-all being adult is not only your permit for some internet websites

Poll for my blog!

Posted: July 17, 2011 in Polls

an appeal

Posted: July 17, 2011 in One liners, Sarcasm
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well this is a random thought that came to my mind.. never thought this one will have such a big impact on people but yeah.. this one got more than 200 likes on Facebook 😀

A letter

Dear PM..
I think India really needs six lane roads like west..
Two for vehicles, one for the stray dogs and cows,

one for the so-called street racers, one for the ever lasting baratis and bands, and lastly..

One for our respected leaders..
Yours faithfully,
a common man stuck in traffic jam

So that’s how we roll

Posted: July 16, 2011 in Others
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“If you’re reading this in or after the year 2013, please note that this was my first post. Don’t judge me! Except for this smiley 😛

well this is my first post and i am not gonna lie to you (not that i will in the next post or not that u know if i am)

this blog is gonna suck.. more than edward cullen.. more than abhishek bachchan.. less than CHELSEA (i can’t beat that)

so if you think you’re gonna utilize your time reading this.. you just wasted a minute (in thinking that)

and one more thing.. as i know you still haven’t closed this page..

“if you like things that are funny in a way no one gets them, if u love to spend time reading others blogs, if you love to read witty one liners and sarcastic comments.. you’re gonna love this blog (and you’re weird) “