Posts Tagged ‘preeto’

Hello again..
Last time I promised that was gonna be my first and only hindi kavita.. but people gave such an amazing response and made preeto the next famous thing after sheila and munni! so i thought, why not come up with preeto part two — kahani lalluchand ki!
this is not as good as last one (coz wo natural thi and ye forced hai) but still, i have tried to remain as senseless as i can..
This time again i have tried to maintain same rhyme scheme..

read and don’t have fun, and if u do.. go see a psychiatrist 🙂

pichhli bar suni thi kahani tumne preeto k bap se..
jhooth bolne wale us aastin k sanp se..
is bar apni aapbeeti sunane mai hu aaya..
k meri preeto ko mai nahi pata paya..!!

bat thi college ki jab m karta tha bunk..
wo aati thi paidal to mere pas kaunsi thi koi hunk..
college ka har dusra ladka tha use ghumata..
kya hua jo ek din mai bhi ghuma laya..
par meri preeto ko mai nahi pata paya..!!

kabhi le gaya use yahan, kabhi le gaya use wahan..
kamini kitna kharcha karati thi, jati thi jane kahan kahan..
bapu ki shirt se paise churata tha mai to kabhi padosi ko choona lagata tha mai..
kai bar to 500 rupaiyye ka sirf pizza akele us bhooki ne khaya..
fir bhi meri preeto ko mai nahi pata paya..!!

jab bhi milta tha usse, lagta tha jaise mil gaye do dil..
par use nhi thi fursat, kabhi chalo bandra to kabhi antop hill..
uske liye khareedni padi thi gadi nayi..
use kya pata udhar us chudail k liye kahan kahan se mangwaya..
tab bhi meri preeto ko mai nahi pata paya..!!

mil mil k us se badal gayi mere haal..
par ye sab to thi uske lutere gharwalo ki koi chaal..
bap tha uska chor, bhai bhi rhte the jail me…
ye sab mai waqt pe nahi pata karwaya..
meri preeto ko mai nahi pata paya..!!

gaya mai uske ghar bat karne apni shadi ki..
kar aaya bat anjaane me apni barbadi ki..
bap ne rakh di mang 1 lakh ki, bola shadi hogi jab paisa milega..
mai bhi josh me paise dene ka vada kar aaya..
kya kahu mai apni preeto ko nahi pata paya..!!

sharmate hue dekha usne mujhe, maine bat kari uske bhai se..
kya tha mujhe pata k chakkar chala h uska pados k nai se..
laga tha mai to paiso ka intazam karne me..
manga dosto se paisa, bap ki tijori tak kari safaya..
us dayan preeto ko mai nahi pata paya..!!

bhag gayi wo ghar se, bap uska mere samne roya..
laga mujhe jaise galti nahi h uski, sambhala maine use, kameena mere hi ghar pe soya..
laga jaise kismat me likha tha yahi..
par fir mere hi bap ne mujhe pitwaya..
aur meri preeto ko mai nahi pata paya..!!

bacha nahi zyada kuch kahne ko, yahi thi meri kahani..
us ek bholi si ladki ne yad dila di mujhe nani..
vishwas uth gaya hai lalluchand ka ab pyar se..
pyar kar k mai bahut pachtaya..
meri preeto ko mai nahi pata paya!!
meri preeto ko mai nhi pata paya!!!!

hello all.. Well every friend of mine who read my blog had one thing to say.. “why don’t u write in hindi”.. So i thought, given that i have a very limited scope with good vocab in my mothertongue.. Why not write some senseless comedy.. So here u go.. I would even used hindi varnmala but that would have taken a hell lot of time.. Read and think why did u read..! 🙂

Ye dard bhari dastan hai ek bigde hue bap ki..
Jab suni to aakhen bhar aayi..
O meri preeto, tu kyu hui parayi!

Waqt nikla hi kitna hai jab tu thi ek chhoti bachchi..
Ab jo kah rha hu bat h wo sachchi..
Ek zamana tha…
Jab roz mere hatho se hoti thi teri sutai..
O meri preeto, tu kyu hui parayi!

College tu jati thi..
Fir der se ghar aati thi..
Mai to rhta tha tunn..
Par tu kabhi kabhi karti thi padhai..
O meri preeto, tu kyu hui parayi!

Aate jate launde tujhe chhedte..
Uske bad tere bhai milke unki khal the udhedte..
Tere chakkar me kitni ki mere awara ladko ne ladai..
O meri preeto, tu kyu hui parayi!

Itni bar chale tere chakkar..
Bhagi tu char bar ghar se, wapas aayi jab hui car se takkar..
Kaisi kismat h meri..
Pasand aaya bhi tujhe to wo pados ka nai..
O meri preeto, tu kyu hui parayi!

Karti thi tu zid kabhi mangi tune car..
Kitna bhi samjhaya tere bheje me nhi ghusa har bar..
Tujhe nhi pata..
Mai to tha nithalla teri ma karti thi kamai..
O meri preeto, tu kyu hui parayi!

Gati thi ghar me tu pareshan hote the hum..
Padosiyon ko lagta tha phat gya koi bum..
Ek bar to dog catcher aa gaye the mohalle me..
Tere gane k chakkar me kitne kutto ne jan gawai..
O meri preeto, tu kyu hui parayi!

Tu ja rhi h apne sasural..
Sale pareshan kare to baith jana anshan pe ya kar dena hadtal..
Pati ko rkhna mutthi me..
Sas kare dukhi to kar dena kutai..
O meri preeto, tu kyu hui parayi!

Ab kahne ko nhi hai kuch aur bacha..
Ab tu ja aur pati ko ungliyon pe nacha..
Kavita karta hu band..
Ab Isi me hai meri bhalai..
O meri preeto, tu kyu hui parayi!

Hope u didn’t like it.. If u did, go see a psychiatrist.. Thanku 🙂