How to take your girlfriend to shopping.

Posted: May 4, 2012 in Author's choice, Lifestyle, Nonsensical How tos and guides, Popcorn posts
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First of all, a whole hearted thank you to my readers. The month of april was a month of co-authored posts, and i was overwhelmed by the huge response i got. Just 4 posts collecting over 3000 views and 50+ shares with over 350 facebook likes and 100+ twitter mentions. Since i have nothing else but my articles to give to you, here’s another one, totally written by me. Have a look ๐Ÿ™‚

So that’s a general problem, guys always worry about this thing, rest all is good but what to do when their girlfriend/wife asks for shopping. 3 quick things that come to mind are

a) Waste of money

b) Waste of time

c) And oh… Waste of money..!

And frankly, who enjoys shopping in a girls department carrying her bags. All we enjoy is… Wellโ€ฆ Guys already know that and girls don’t want to know that!

So here are some tips to help you out while going shopping with her. Though the article is basically for guys, girls can read it and thrash me like they did when i wrote their resume ๐Ÿ˜›

1. When she buys clothes.

Positive points:

  • You can check out other “stuff” while she’s trying on the clothes.
  • You can check out the score on that lcd tv while she is busy trying (man she takes time)

Negative points:

  • You are standing in a ladies’ department carrying a bag!

And yes, don’t forget to praise her as soon as she’s out. (Must do)

2. When she is buying nail paint/perfume.

Positive points:

  • You get to smell something good in case of perfume and in case of nail paint, you can go try that yourself (hey your nails would look fancy!)
  • You get to console yourself for the fact that her nail paint isn’t as costly as the top she just bought.

Negative points:

  • You are standing in a ladies’ department carrying a bag!

3. When she is buying grocery.

Positive points:

  • That’s where you come in, tell her you’re in charge and you wish to have soup tomorrow. Ok i am kidding, just stand behind her while she picks up all the necessary items, but yeah you can always add that pack of maggie to the basket
  • These days malls have those game cds and LCDs and sofas, don’t forget to use them.

Negative points:

  • You are standing in a ladies’ department carrying a bag! Seriously, think about it!

4. For anything else.

Just remember

  • What she picked is good (even when we all know it’s not).
  • Whatever you liked is your choice and not an implication that she’ll buy it.
  • Again, what she picked HAS to be good!

Just like way to a man’s heart is through his tummy (don’t know who said that), way to a woman’s heart is through a man’s wallet.

And also, good things come in small packages, shopping isn’t a good thing, so be ready to carry big packages!

Kinda short n precise, I guess that’s it for now, Iโ€™ve told you enough. All the best taking her shopping! ๐Ÿ˜€

  1. it totally rocked…….. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚
    nic one….. ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. gayathri govin says:

    by “stuff” i know what u clearly mean ๐Ÿ˜‰

  3. Anurag says:

    too good ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚

  4. aayushmnit says:

    cha gye cha gye….

  5. shailesh says:

    achha tha.., lekin kuch kami h shayad..
    aisa lagta h jaise thoda humour or ho sakta tha..
    but still ‘stuff’ is good. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  6. smita says:

    i really laughed out VERY LOUD reading this(now understnd ur FB status regardg this).
    “stuff” is already praised much.”nek vichar”.
    wat I liked most in this article is the extension of muhavara…way to man’s heart…………


  7. abhi1109 says:

    ha ha ha…awesome bro…dat was superb…u cn feel it while shoping.

  8. indianscrewup says:

    Hahaha…oh my god !
    Atleast you hold her bag ,my guy never and i mean NEVER holds my bag . He has this condition ,he will wait while I try the clothes for as long as I want but he would never hold my bag ๐Ÿ˜

  9. Fook Moi says:

    it ended kinda abruptly! was fun to read.

  10. bhavana says:

    lol…poor guys with a bag in the ladies department…but look at the positive–they are NOT SINGLE!

  11. hahaha… cute post ๐Ÿ™‚

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