10 supercool ways to beat the heat!

Posted: April 30, 2012 in Co-Authored, Lifestyle, Nonsensical How tos and guides, Reader's Idea
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Hello all, in the series of co-authored posts, this is 4th for the month and 6th overall. Here I am going to tell something you all might have been waiting for, some supercool ways to beat the heat. To help me out, I have one of my biggest fans, an all-time reader, a good friend, and above all, the person who suggested me to make the blog, which means the first reader of a blog which now has all hundreds of you beautiful readers 😉 Please welcome Ashish Jhawar.

So people always say they don’t like summers, nothing is good except for the holidays. I think on different lines, for me, its holidays+fun+cool clothes+ice creams+mangoes!! Oh mangoes!!!! Umm… sorry I got carried away. Anyway, what they don’t like is the shooting temperature and the “Chubhti jalti garmi” as they say. So here are some ways to beat the heat.

 

Way 1:

Work out in a gym, sweat so much that you become a self shower. Now hit the strongest man near you and run for your life. Since you will run covered with sweat, the breeze will make you feel cool. Also, when you get caught, you’ll be “Knocked out Cold”!!

Way 2:

Buy an iPad/iPhone or anything that starts with an i (except for i Pill). Since you now have a cool gadget, you’ll be known as a “cool” guy amongst your not-so-cool friends!

Way 3:

“Rasiyaaaa ♫ aa ja!!” Remember something? Yep, download and watch the slice ad by katerina 5-6 times. As my friend gurpreet says, “kaleje wich thandak aa jayegi!”
PS:
You can also watch some other things I can’t really suggest here.

Way 4:

Whenever a guest comes your home, hit him on the head and beat him with a stick. See, treat him cold-blooded, no “Warm Welcomes” this summer!!

Beat the Heat

Way 5:

Go watch titanic 3d. They have a lot of glaciers and icebergs in it. Feel cool. But don’t watch too much, you might wanna skip some HOT parts the movie had.

Way 6:

Listen to AC/DC, they’re cool. Watch djokowich play those sexy volleys, that’s cool. But please don’t watch a Chelsea match, that’s totally uncool, plus you might heat up seeing the way they play!

Way 7:

This one has actually worked for me a thousand times. Take around 5-6 ATM cards with you and go in the small ATM cabinets we have on roads. AC is free, plus if there are people outside, pretend that you are checking balance in all those cards, have fun!

Way 8:

Melons, watermelons, Ice, Icecream, sea breeze, Mango shake, chilled cold drink!!! It actually works, I know..! Just say these names while you want to save yourself the misery of going out in the heat and actually buy them. Such words work on your psychology and make you feel cool.

See that’s the reason I keep saying megan fox, Angelina jolie etc.. in my free time.

Way 9:

This one is for hostellers, go and have a bath for a change. It actually feels good, I am telling from my personal experience I had last week.

So I am done with my ways. If you don’t find any of those useful, read my blog, it’s cool! 😉

You got more? Feel free to comment. And do tell me which one of these you liked the most.

I’d again thank my co-author Ashish for being instrumental in framing this post. You would want to check out his blog too, which is by the way a way better blog then mine. Here goes, Guitar Guruji.

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Comments
  1. ibrahim says:

    One more ……..”Do Nothing”
    Then ppl will say kitna thanda aadmi h yeh ……..:I
    well m trying my best

  2. Tripti Goel says:

    Awesome post! This actually makes me feel the coolness. 😛 Good work you both, my all time favorite you people are. I like the cold blooded one xD

  3. smita says:

    LOL, good job………hehehhehee………way 7…ATM Cabinets….i liked it most….add neeboo pani n sugarcane juice to way 8.(i wish Sultan Qabbos,King of Oman..start importing sugarcanes also frm India….i miss it badly).
    WAy 3 is also nice…..u may also add shower gel and deo TV commercials.

    {i really hope u dont mind above suggestions frm my side….its like…”free advice hai…lena hai to lo warna jane do”}

  4. Shubham Khandelwal says:

    Nice… Suggest people not to waste money on “thanda thanda cool cool” talc… KKR is not doing good as always so he is supposed to do something for living but that doesn’t mean people have to help him out Lolzzz

  5. ddeepa says:

    LOL #7 cracked me up! Good ones!

  6. abhi1109 says:

    cool….seems like a big fan of chelsea hmm..

  7. jaishvats says:

    Hilarious!!! Liked Knocked-out cold best!! ha ha

  8. Vij says:

    Totally ‘cool’ post.. hehe anyway, jokes apart.. i really loved it. i think i loved this post best than anything else bfore!! wow!! 😉 simple, hassle free and funny… 🙂 keep rocking!!

  9. Gowri says:

    hahaha.. thoroughly enjoyed reading your post.. especially like the way 7 and 8th one… U r cool… 😉

  10. 🙂 kaleje which thandak he he

    aree sir ji, send some heat this side , we need a lot of it ..

    then i can tell you some more ways of how to cool the heat ..

    BEER works good toooo

    • shubhamc21 says:

      Beer worked opposite acc to me.. heating the cold.. but since i’ve never tried, i’d say mum’s the word 🙂
      And where are you from ? I’ll try sending some 😀

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