Uth beta, tera result aaya!

Posted: April 22, 2012 in Co-Authored, Hindi, Poems
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Let me put this straight, it’s a month of co-authored post, and 3rd in the line is going to be this rhyme. After the Preeto saga, this is another hindi rhyme, written by my childhood friend and a pretty good sarcasm writer, “Shailesh Yadav“.

Now here’s a word of caution, if you’re expecting any kind of sense, please don’t go further, or be ready to blame me for the excruciating 5 minutes you just spent reading this. (And as i know you ARE going to read further, here’s a tip, do press the like button in the end 😉 )

Here we go..

 

Subah k baje the 8,

Rajaai me the mere haath..

Ghode bech k so raha tha,

Sapno me kho raha tha..

Itne me ma ne jagaya,

Uth beta, tera result aaya..!!

 

Ye sunna tha ki sapna toot gaya,

Laga jaise bhanda mera phoot gaya..

Semester ki ek-ek harkat yaad aane lagi,

Aankho k saamne dhundh chaane lagi..

Semester k flashback me kahin nazar na aayi padhai,

Poore semester sirf udham machaayi..

Flashback se hosh me aaya,

Jab ma ne phir jagaya,

Uth beta.. tera result aaya.

 

Utha mai palang se, aalas me sir hilaya,

Phir jaa k computer chalaya..

Result se pehle facebook khola,

Computer ne ‘log in error’ bola..

Mai chaunk gaya, result bhool gaya, sar mera chakraya, password phir se dala, enter dabaaya..

Aur jab home page khula, tab chain aaya..

 

Dekha 1 notification aaya tha,

Class k topper ne apna result bataya tha..

Saala phir se 90% k upar laya tha..

Pehle gussa aaya, phir m muskaraya,

Aur like ka button dabaya..

Uske baad apna result khola to..

Computer screen ne “HTTP ERROR 404” dikhaya..

 

 

Dil zor-zor se dhadhkne laga,

Dimag idhar-udhar bhatakne laga..

Bure-bure khayal aane lage,

Sir pe dar ke badal chaane lage..

Maine ek baar fir roll no. dala,

Iss baar khul gaya mere result ka taala…

 

Umeed ke mutabik result ka phool khila tha,

2 subject me mujhe ‘F’ mila tha..

Par ek bat ne mera dil chhua tha,

Baki 4 subjects me mai pass hua tha..

 

Mann mera udas hone laga,

Aurr shayad dil bhi halke-halke rone laga..

Maine phir se computer ko dekha, to..

Screen gayab hone lagi thi,

Aankho k saamne dhundh chaane lagi thi..

Mai kuch bhi samajh na paaya..

 

Mai kuch bhi samajh na paaya

Tabhi mammi ne mujhe pakad kar hilaya

Aur bistar se utaarte huye boli..

Uth nalayak.,, tera result aaya..!!

 

Yep, that’s the end, short n precise, tell me if you liked it. And yes, by far this was a post with the least contribution of mine in terms of writing, but since I don’t have reference to any other literary works of shailesh, feel free to message me if you have any kinds of crap to say to him. I’ll make sure he reads that, or maybe, you can comment here. 😀

PS: If you didn’t get it, this was a dream we explained 😛

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Comments
  1. Sahil Dave says:

    me bhi try karunga kabhi 😛

  2. smita says:

    nice rhyme. “Uth beta.. tera result aaya” har char lines k baad writer k dard ko reader ka dard bana deti hai. nice.

  3. shailesh yadav says:

    itni bhi senseless ni h….. :p
    or achha kiya jo PS likh diya …. 😀

  4. Shubham Khandelwal says:

    Bhai yeh waali toh apni waali ka bhi record tod degi… Har kisi k dil ka dard bayan h:D 😀

    • shubhamc21 says:

      haha.. na record to nahi tootega.. but i didn’t expect that good response anyway 🙂

      • Shubham Khandelwal says:

        For a change when you write (publish for this one) in Hindi, good response is quite an expected thing…

        • shubhamc21 says:

          Write for this one could be said too, i always include a lot of me in everything i post 😛
          And yeah right, though it drops me a certain level in the eyes of critics, so i have to come up with a serious post every now and then.. 😛

  5. GAURI says:

    dont you think a hindi poem must bi written in hindi? and typing in hindi is nt a big deal… we have google transliteration!

  6. GAURI says:

    by the way, it was good, we do have such nightmares…

  7. Anurag says:

    so true so true 😀

  8. triptigoel says:

    Awesomely written, great RHYMING! Plus, reflects the dard of the students. 😛

  9. Good job we did not habve computers or FB in my time else I would have only got UNLIKES 🙂 as far as result was concerned

    superb Post 🙂

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