After the 9 step guide to dating was a hit, I was thinking of telling you all some more ways to get into the world of romance. And guess what, i couldn’t think of any! But still, i have to keep the blog running right!
So here I am going to tell you 5 awesome and unique ways to ask a girl out. These ways are NOT copied from the playbook, are working if followed properly, and well, crap!
The best thing about these ways is the uniqueness blended with uselessness!!
So read carefully, and tell me what you liked the most.
As they say dogs are man’s best friend, use it! Buy/rent a dog and make friends with it. Train it in a way that it stops when you command. Now make the dog drink some wine, (or bhang for desi style) and set it after the girl you like.
When she is running for her life, ask her out and stop the dog only when she says yes.
Pros: 100% yes
Cons: don’t overdose the wine or you might have to run for your life!
This one is rather less violent. Here you are going to use cows and maybe buffaloes, depending on the size of their tails. We need cattle with tail sizes around 1-2 feet. Tie them together and make a heart, show it to the girl, she won’t like the mess, but the concept is awesome, trust me!
Pros: she’ll like the uniqueness (given you try it instantly before the public reads my blog)
Cons: farts, tail dirt, cow dung, etc etc..
So we got a little too inclined towards animals didn’t we? So here’s something human. The most awesome and working way. The wingman! Just hire a friend to play a bit for you and go towards the target girl. Let your friend ask her out and fail. You go, spread your charm (if exists) and win.!
Pros: theory of comparison works on girls.
Cons: don’t hire a friend like me, you might never see the girl again!
This one is a bit tricky and expensive. You need to have a band of singers, a romantic place and a cowboy hat. Wear the hat, make them sing and get the girl to the place (she’ll come if u say there are 3 more friends)
Now tell her the friends cancelled and if she would like to go on more of such dates.
As the place and music is romantic, chances are that she’ll say yes. What? You want to know the use of cowboy hat? No, that’s just to make you look funny.!
Pros: She’ll say yes seeing the romance in the air.
Cons: You’re wearing a cowboy hat! And it’s expensive unless you own the band!
Try this, meet her and straight forward ask her out. Be a man and don’t be a loser that you have to read and learn from a blog on how to ask her out. (no offence) this is indeed the best way out there!
Pros and Cons don’t really exist in this one, all depends on your courage!
So i guess i am done, i’d personally recommend way2, i haven’t seen that in practical application so it would be fun seeing a heart made with cow tails!
Good luck 😛