O meri preeto.. Tu kyu hui parayi!


hello all.. Well every friend of mine who read my blog had one thing to say.. “why don’t u write in hindi”.. So i thought, given that i have a very limited scope with good vocab in my mothertongue.. Why not write some senseless comedy.. So here u go.. I would even used hindi varnmala but that would have taken a hell lot of time.. Read and think why did u read..! πŸ™‚

Ye dard bhari dastan hai ek bigde hue bap ki..
Jab suni to aakhen bhar aayi..
O meri preeto, tu kyu hui parayi!

Waqt nikla hi kitna hai jab tu thi ek chhoti bachchi..
Ab jo kah rha hu bat h wo sachchi..
Ek zamana tha…
Jab roz mere hatho se hoti thi teri sutai..
O meri preeto, tu kyu hui parayi!

College tu jati thi..
Fir der se ghar aati thi..
Mai to rhta tha tunn..
Par tu kabhi kabhi karti thi padhai..
O meri preeto, tu kyu hui parayi!

Aate jate launde tujhe chhedte..
Uske bad tere bhai milke unki khal the udhedte..
Tere chakkar me kitni ki mere awara ladko ne ladai..
O meri preeto, tu kyu hui parayi!

Itni bar chale tere chakkar..
Bhagi tu char bar ghar se, wapas aayi jab hui car se takkar..
Kaisi kismat h meri..
Pasand aaya bhi tujhe to wo pados ka nai..
O meri preeto, tu kyu hui parayi!

Karti thi tu zid kabhi mangi tune car..
Kitna bhi samjhaya tere bheje me nhi ghusa har bar..
Tujhe nhi pata..
Mai to tha nithalla teri ma karti thi kamai..
O meri preeto, tu kyu hui parayi!

Gati thi ghar me tu pareshan hote the hum..
Padosiyon ko lagta tha phat gya koi bum..
Ek bar to dog catcher aa gaye the mohalle me..
Tere gane k chakkar me kitne kutto ne jan gawai..
O meri preeto, tu kyu hui parayi!

Tu ja rhi h apne sasural..
Sale pareshan kare to baith jana anshan pe ya kar dena hadtal..
Pati ko rkhna mutthi me..
Sas kare dukhi to kar dena kutai..
O meri preeto, tu kyu hui parayi!

Ab kahne ko nhi hai kuch aur bacha..
Ab tu ja aur pati ko ungliyon pe nacha..
Kavita karta hu band..
Ab Isi me hai meri bhalai..
O meri preeto, tu kyu hui parayi!

Hope u didn’t like it.. If u did, go see a psychiatrist.. Thanku πŸ™‚

23 thoughts on “O meri preeto.. Tu kyu hui parayi!

  1. Sunaayi kavita tune aisi, mere bhai,
    ki main sochu,
    yeh kavita likhne ki durgati tujhme kyun aayi!

    Saara varnmala ka kar diya chamatkar,
    Fir bhi humko kavita pasand aayi,
    Jaa rha hun psychiatrist ke paas mere bhai,
    bas yeh batade,
    yeh kavita likhne ki durgati tujhme kyun aayi! πŸ˜›

  2. Jaanta nahi ..
    Ye kavita mujhe kyonn bhai ?
    Tu manega nahi..
    Par mujhe “preeto..” bahut pasand ayi ..

    Ati he mujhe bahut si cheeze ..
    Par ati nahi baalo ki katai ..
    Varna preeto hoti meri , me hota vo nai …
    Tu manega nahi !
    par mujhe ‘preeto…’ bahut pasand ayi !!

    Hansane vali kavita he ..
    Aur hum hans bhi diye bhai !
    bus ek kasak he dil me ..
    Preeto , tu kyon hui parai !

  3. wah mere bhai..
    tune bi kavita banai..
    lekin mujhe pasand sirf..;
    last line aayi.. :p

    m samajh gaya baap to tere type ka tha..
    lekin ye preeto kisko dimag me rakh kar banai.!
    kavita ka pata ni..
    lekin mujhe pasand sirf.. ;
    last line aayi.. :p

    itna to m janta tha ki tujhme talent h..
    or ye baat maine sabko batayi..,,
    tune poori kavita likh di,
    lekin mujhe pasand sirf.. ;
    last line aayi.. :p

    lekin koi kuch bi kahe,, kam h..
    kavita me na sahi,, lekin tujhme dam h..
    tu ruk mat likhta ja..
    ek or kavita bana..
    (usme bi ye last wali line zaroor likhna)
    fir hum kahenge….

    wah mere bhai..
    tune bi kavita banai..
    lekin mujhe pasand sirf..;
    last line aayi.. :p

  4. I am commenting on this just for that last line, which was best of all, you know my premium line! πŸ™‚ what a relief it is to know that i am perfectly normal and don’t need to see the psychiatrist! πŸ˜›

    And as expected I did not like the poem at all! it’s probably my heightened expectations from you or this was simply not funny at all. yes, crappy you cud say so if u like, but i don’t want to get so harsh on you!! πŸ™‚

  5. Haha! I can’t believe I read all three Preeto kavita. πŸ˜›

    Bade waqt bad humne padi hindi ki kavita..
    Kabhi na socha tha hoga esa nateeja..
    Na sir na per, na tumne buddhi lagai…
    Fir bhi humhe kavita padh ke khub hassi aayi..
    πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜›

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