5 unique ways to ask her out

Posted: March 19, 2012 in How tos and guides, love, timepass
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Hello everyone..

 After the 9 step guide to dating was a hit, I was thinking of telling you all some more ways to get into the world of romance. And guess what, i couldn’t think of any! But still, i have to keep the blog running right!
So here I am going to tell you 5 awesome and unique ways to ask a girl out. These ways are NOT copied from the playbook, are working if followed properly, and well, crap!

The best thing about these ways is the uniqueness blended with uselessness!!

So read carefully, and tell me what you liked the most.

Will you..!!!??

Way1.

As they say dogs are man’s best friend, use it! Buy/rent a dog and make friends with it. Train it in a way that it stops when you command. Now make the dog drink some wine, (or bhang for desi style) and set it after the girl you like.
When she is running for her life, ask her out and stop the dog only when she says yes.

Pros: 100% yes

Cons: don’t overdose the wine or you might have to run for your life!

Way2.

This one is rather less violent. Here you are going to use cows and maybe buffaloes, depending on the size of their tails. We need cattle with tail sizes around 1-2 feet. Tie them together and make a heart, show it to the girl, she won’t like the mess, but the concept is awesome, trust me!

Pros: she’ll like the uniqueness (given you try it instantly before the public reads my blog)

Cons: farts, tail dirt, cow dung, etc etc..

Way3.

So we got a little too inclined towards animals didn’t we? So here’s something human. The most awesome and working way. The wingman! Just hire a friend to play a bit for you and go towards the target girl. Let your friend ask her out and fail. You go, spread your charm (if exists) and win.!

Pros: theory of comparison works on girls.

Cons: don’t hire a friend like me, you might never see the girl again!

Way4.

This one is a bit tricky and expensive. You need to have a band of singers, a romantic place and a cowboy hat. Wear the hat, make them sing and get the girl to the place (she’ll come if u say there are 3 more friends)

Now tell her the friends cancelled and if she would like to go on more of such dates.

As the place and music is romantic, chances are that she’ll say yes. What? You want to know the use of cowboy hat? No, that’s just to make you look funny.!

Pros: She’ll say yes seeing the romance in the air.

Cons: You’re wearing a cowboy hat! And it’s expensive unless you own the band!

Way5.

Try this, meet her and straight forward ask her out. Be a man and don’t be a loser that you have to read and learn from a blog on how to ask her out. (no offence) this is indeed the best way out there!

Pros and Cons don’t really exist in this one, all depends on your courage!

So i guess i am done, i’d personally recommend way2, i haven’t seen that in practical application so it would be fun seeing a heart made with cow tails!

Good luck :P

Comments
  1. shilpi says:

    sahi hai :)

  2. shilpi says:

    Hey bug, winters are over, stop wearing that scarf :)

  3. reenu says:

    most hilarious article i’v ever read……

  4. smita says:

    LOL……

  5. smita says:

    theory of comparison works on girls…..Agreed. it wll work…..I liked WAY3 most.

  6. rofl XD ye upar jitni bhi mahilyo hain comment karne wali,agar unke saath kisine bhi aisa kiya to wo tujhe maarengi :P

  7. jkdonga says:

    Reblogged this on jkdonga and commented:
    good stuff…

  8. guitaRnB says:

    Haha..have seen people making hearts in the sky using jet planes..but using of tails eureka! eureka! what an idea..UNIQUE i must say. :D

  9. triptigoel says:

    Nice! But i missed the Shubham Factor here, don’t know why?
    Otherwise, fun to read. :D

  10. pretty unique & interesting……..great thinking……………………….:)

  11. abhi1109 says:

    ha ha ha….nice 1 dear..

  12. nibedita gon says:

    yup…seriously liked it

  13. Anjali Pathak says:

    Being a girl….way 2 is unique but it won’t work coz first of all to find a cow u gotta find a village and take ur girl there…..how can that be romantic…hahahaha……well way 3…superb!!!! Shubham is confident about winning the girl…..better show that winning trick to guys LOL!!!
    Anyway….good attempt…liked it..!!!

    • shubhamc21 says:

      This is a spoof post.. none of the ways will work unless the girl is already crazy about u :P
      Way 3.. really? i have actually never tried this so no idea :P
      Thanks though :D

  14. Loser123 says:

    WOW!!! This is a bunch of crap! I would never say yes to a guy who did any of these!!!! I would let the dog tear me to bits!!! And I’m only looking at this to see if my boyfriend could’ve been more creative!! He did #5. By the way! ALL OF THESE ARE STUPID. If you want to ask a girl out Slip a sappy love letter into her locker! Or even better, Write it in rose petals on the trunk of her car!

  15. Loser123 says:

    Oh yeah #3 PATHETIC I mean really!

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  19. connor says:

    way 5 was my fav but now I need to be brave and take the plunge
    and trust her

  20. It’s nearly impossible to find educated people on this
    subject, however, you seem like you know what you’re talking about!
    Thanks

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